Weapons of Mass Destruction Search ends...Again.
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Guess what they found?
A whole lot of nothing.

(Chicago Tribune)
"Wrapping up his investigation into Saddam Hussein's purported arsenal, the CIA's top weapons hunter in Iraq said his search for weapons of mass destruction "has been exhausted" without finding any.

Nor did Charles Duelfer, head of the Iraq Survey Group, find any evidence that such weapons were shipped officially from Iraq to Syria to be hidden before the U.S. invasion, but he couldn't rule out some unofficial transfer of limited WMD-related materials."

I know, I know this quite the beaten dead horse. They have announced that Saddam had no friggin weapons of mass destruction tons of times by now and still no one cares. This was all they talked about before the war remember? They weren't waxing historic about this great liberation they were stating that Saddam was a clear and present danger and that we could not afford to wait even one more minute before that "smoking gun" would take shap in the form of a 'mushroom cloud.'

Remember all of that bullshit people? Red state voters, I am looking at you. Ya'all hated CLIN-TON so much because he dared besmirch the Presidency with his filthy lies...What happened here? Would Billy-Boy's lies not have bothered you if they lead to the bombing of some random brown people?! What, the Serbs weren't all that brown so they don't count? SUCKERS!

Don't worry they still managed to find a way to stir in the culture of fear into this WMD wrap-up announcement:

"As matters now stand, the WMD investigation has gone as far as feasible," Duelfer wrote in an an addendum to the report he issued last fall. "After more than 18 months, the WMD investigation and debriefing of the WMD-related detainees has been exhausted."

In 92 pages posted online Monday evening, Duelfer provided a final look at an investigation that, at its peak, occupied more than 1,000 military and civilian translators, weapons specialists and other experts. His latest addenda conclude a roughly 1,500-page report released last fall.

Among warnings sprinkled throughout the new documents, one concludes that Saddam's programs created a pool of weapons experts, many of whom will be seeking work. While most will probably turn to the "benign civil sector," the danger remains that "hostile foreign governments, terrorists or insurgents may seek Iraqi expertise."

"Because a single individual can advance certain WMD activities, it remains an important concern," one addendum said."

OH SNAP!?! Some of these made up WMD experts that were somehow experts without actually making any real WMD's are now out and about and looking for work!?! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Those kinds of evil genious scientists always grow up to be Bond villans and surely will only l;eave Iraq to join in the evil hordes of WMD experts in Iran, Syria and North Korea just to name a short list. We better fire up that ole draft and set ourselves a invadin' so we can kill them goddamn terror types right where they live! HOO-RAH!

In fact, we have invented a great new anti-terror/WMD scientist weapon we call it the Terrah hotel...Those fuckers go in but they can't get out! And should any of the smaller ones get out they will bring back the special agent to the terrorist's nest and wipe them ALL OUT!!! When you set up the Terrah Hotel in your favorite American Hating, Muslim nation it will appear to be the ultimate Opium den/Harem that no insanely devoted-to-Allah type could possibly resist. They will also feature a waiting room with a bar and non-stop, American Satelite TV with all our really good shows like 'American Idol' and 'America's Top Model' and fucking 'Desperate Housewives." YEAH!!! KILL 'EM ALL!!!!