Mood:
energeticTopic: Oh Boy Oh Boy!!!
Dubya is planning to be on TeeVeee tonight at about 7:30 (Central time) and he is gonna tell us that he knows the gas prices are too damn high AND he's gonna probably talk up that hwole flagging Social Security ringy-dingy he's been promoting all across the nation to no avail.
I don't know what he is going to be able to do about the gas prices. I have seen some poop that he has been chatting up his boyfriends in the Saudi regime but something deep down tells me that isn't going to help us much. I mean it's nice that he is pretending to care about how the high gas prices are pissing everybody off. Hell my shit car has a mere ten gallon tank and it costs a minimum of $20 to fill it these days...I can't imagine what all those fucktwats driving SUVs all over the place are paying!? Serves them right, though if they can afford to throw away 50-100 thousand dollars on a giant piece of shit I am usually trapped behind in traffic watching the lone boob driving it yak on his/her cell phone all the while having one of those stupid ribbon magnets proclaiming that they SUPPORT THE TROOPS THAT ARE DYING TO ALLEGEDLY HELP US GET EVEN MORE FUCKING OIL SO THAT WE CAN BUILD EVEN BIGGER SUFUCKINGVs THAT TAKE UP THREE LANES OF FUCKING TRAFFIC AND NEED A FILL UP EVERY FIFTY FUCKING FEET...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
sorry 'bou tha'
This related tidbit comes from 'fafblog:'
"We will research alternatives to oil such as coal, nuclear power, a real big fat guy runnin in a hamster wheel to get to a piece a cake, and more oil. ... New drivers will be encouraged to sign pledges to abstain from drivin big gas-guzzlin cars and commit to drivin clean new experimental cars powered by a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Drivers of big gas-guzzlin cars will be classified slutty and hellbound by the Department of Energy but will still receive lucrative tax breaks."
Posted by Ahlberg
at 11:10 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, April 28, 2005 11:55 AM CDT
