2004 round-up
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Fuckin' Bush...
So, I have not been paying as close attention as I had been leading up to Novemeber 2nd. Just burned out and depressingly dissapointed. The one good thing I can say is that no one can say Dubya's been lazy since winning his fucking, self-proclaimed "mandate."

On the other hand, it has been quite insulting listening to them put their unbelievable bullshit spin into their policy now. If you happened to catch the administration's little budget conference where W. and Dickhole were waxing enthusiastic about how good the economy is doing and how they are going to magically cut the defict in half (Hey, didn't Kerry say he was going to do that?) and that everything is hunky-dory in the good ole Uuuu. Sssss. Aaayyy right now. Nice one George, really? Things are great, eh? Then why is everyone I know still fucking struggling? HUH!? Why is it that this holiday season was dissapointing even for whitetrashiopolis Wal-Mart?! HMMM?! What gives dickhead!? Where are all these alleged new jobs? Who is benefitting from those fantastic, wartime, bordering recession, world record deficit tax cuts? Oh shit, I'm sorry I forgot...I am not rich.

ASSHOLE!

Well, at least Iraq is improving...Like we even know. Have you noticed how the war barely seems to exist anymore? With exception of the prolifigation of those stupid fucking magnets all over everybodies SUVs. Oh yes, show your support for our troops in jeapordy by slapping a $2 magnet on the ass of your gas guzzling, road blocking, piece of fucking SHIT!!! You're a REAL God Damn patriot now...You FUCKING YUPPIE SCUM!!!

It has gotten so shitty over there that we have thought it best to practically ignore it. Falluja was a fucking disaster where we managed to kill thousands of women and children and still haven't done diddly squat to squash these so-called "terrorist insurgents." No dis to the troops here, they are doing what they gotta do...All the dis to our fearless leader and his cocksure "mandate." Also a hot and steamy plate of 'dis' can be served up to Rumsfeld, ya know, for shits and giggles.

After the bullshit was revealed related to Jessica Lynch a while back and more recently about that Tillman guy getting waxed by OUR troops...I have begun to question if this Zarqawi character is nothing more than a U.S. publicity stunt to give a 'face of terror' to the war so all the blind sheep here can remain supportive of our efforts to have democracy march all over the middle east. Think about it, some other country manages to invade the U.S. and take over Chicago. Are you going to lie down and have no clean, hot, running water, food difficulties, no access to gas, intermittent power supplies, curfews, constant explosions and gunfire along side the possibility that you have recently buried two or more of your own family? Are you just going to sit at home and hope for the best or are you going to get all pissed off and decide why die waiting in line for bread when you can die trying to kill the motherfuckers who just dropped their huge cock all over your hometown?!

Exactly...That's not terrorism that's freedom fighting. We are very likely not going to "win" this war. The irony is that the more troops, force, armored humvees we send the more people die and with each bullet fired and bomb dropped we get closer and closer to losing. The state of things in this world have me fucking exhausted. And now, thanks to the relative low intelligence of our fine country we get to deal with four more years of this fucking bullshit.

When W. was in either Colombia or Chile (I forget) they discovered a plot to assassinate the motherfucker...The world just loves him! Possibly another reason why he won here, we like to stick it to the rest of the planet because of our dumbass, ethno-centric belief that we are somehow superior to everyone else on earth. Way to be, lets just pretend that for a while longer and see which buildings get planes smashed into them next! Or maybe a nuke will blow up somewhere...That'll be fucking fun, eh? Maybe then our whole economy will collapse and we'll see what it's like to be a real loser. Rome fell too.

Anyways, imagine if Dubya had been killed? As much as I hate the fucker I really don't want that to happen. He really will become the Republican JFK! They would slap him on money, the country will reel, the news will be the Remember Dubya networks for months and worse of all that fucking nutball, Dickhole Cheney will become the 44th President!

THEN he would invade Chile, Colombia and Venezuela AND Iran and North Korea all in one huge, mismanaged and poorly planned military fiasco where 100,000 Americans will bite it in a couple of weeks only to be followed by the inevitable nuclear exchange of our dreams. After that, the ten or fifteen people who survive that, the resulting radioactive nightmare and perhaps a mini-ice age will start over and earth will become the Neo-Con paradise of Cheney's dreams! Either that or the cockroaches will finally have their big chance.

Always an optimist! Allow me to digress...